Sie zerstören sich ihre Haut mit Ritzen, ihre Leber mit Alkohol, ihre Lungen mit Rauchen und ihr Herz mit Liebe. Willkommen in der traurigen und armen Welt der heutigen Jugend.
me at school
- me: the fuck is this
- me: who the fuck are you
- me: dayum pull yo skirt down please
- me: walk faster fuckface
- me: fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you
- me: no you're a whore
- me: dont touch me i have more followers than you
- me: i wonder what would happen if a guy with a gun came in right now
- me: pew pew nigga
- me: i'd push you in front of me whore
If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
fuck
what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do
dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off
“People with vaginas”
what are those called again
I can’t remember
this is what yahoo payed 1.1billion dollars for
does anybody else have that friend that you’re pretty sure is your soulmate but in a friend way
- *Wakes up in the middle of the night*
- Me: Please don't be 6am
- *1;48am*
- Me: MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS TO ME!
- *Shoves face back into pillow*
